Joke Time:
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
- Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
- Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.
- Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
- Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
- Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
- Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
- Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom."
- No matter what anyone asks you, reply "Okay."
- Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
- Plant a hedge around your cubicle.
- Build models of the Seven Wonders of the World using empty soda cans.
- Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.
- Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
- Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
- Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
- Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
- Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom."
- No matter what anyone asks you, reply "Okay."
- Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
- Plant a hedge around your cubicle.
- Build models of the Seven Wonders of the World using empty soda cans.
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