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Gun Control?
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. That'd be it. Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, ''Darn, he must have did something. Shoot, they put $20,000 worth of bullets in his butt.''
People would think before they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $5,000.
''Man, l would blow your freaking head off, if l could afford it. l'm gonna get me another job, l'm gonna start saving some money, and you're a dead man! You better hope l can't get no bullets on layaway.''
So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you won't have to go to see a doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back. ''l believe you got my property.''
People would think before they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $5,000.
''Man, l would blow your freaking head off, if l could afford it. l'm gonna get me another job, l'm gonna start saving some money, and you're a dead man! You better hope l can't get no bullets on layaway.''
So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you won't have to go to see a doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back. ''l believe you got my property.''
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