Friday, June 22, 2012

Joke Time:

I've sure gotten old!   I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, 
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes 
I'm half blind, 
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, 
Take 40 different medications that 
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. 
Have bouts with dementia. 
Have poor circulation; 
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. 
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. 
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, 

I still have my driver's license.

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