Joke Time:

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and 
Told her preacher she had two final requests. 
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, 
She wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 
"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. 
"Why Wal-Mart?" 
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week"