Joke Time:

SOUTHWEST AIRLINES FLIGHT


A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from

Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the

window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby

dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby

airplanes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the

flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the

flight attendant.

The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled and

said, "Did your Mom tell y ou to ask me?" The boy said, "yes she did."

"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby

airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your 

Mom explain that to you."