11 Worst Burgers in America

7. Worst Burger Melt

Red Robin All-American Patty Melt

1,254 calories
94 g fat
1,951 mg sodium

Melts are notoriously high in calories, thanks to copious amounts of butter and cheese, and Red Robin takes the diner classic from poor to preposterous by adding 350 calories of Thousand Island dressing. This "All-American" monstrosity is the highest-calorie burger on the menu, but unfortunately, the others are close behind. In fact, the Keep it Simple Burger is the chain's only burger that falls below 800 calories, which makes it your only sane option.

Eat This Instead!

Red Robin Keep It Simple Burger

569 calories
24 g fat
991 mg sodium