The Craziest Food Creations

13. Blimpie Special Vegetarian (12-inch)

1,180 calories
59 g fat (18 g saturated)
3,540 mg sodium

Yes, apparently chips as a topping is the emerging trend in sandwich gimmickry. This vegetarian sub is built on a bed of crumbled Dorito's potato chips. That's why it's also referred to simply as the "Dorito's sub." Unfortunately for vegetarians, none of Blimpie's footlong meat-free subs carry fewer than 900 calories. If you're a part-time vegetarian, go for a lean deli sandwich, instead. But for stricter abstainers, just order a Turkey and Cranberry and ask them to hold the turkey. Oh—and watch your sodium intake for the rest of the day. Blimpie likes to lay it on thick.

Eat This Instead!

Turkey and Cranberry (12-inch)

700 calories
7 g fat (1.5 g saturated)
2,440 mg sodium